what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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