Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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