this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?