Nicole vs. Life
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.