Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
The feeling are messing with the penis
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!