you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!