he wants to bone in the snuggie
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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