she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.