discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...