wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?