Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..