So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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