He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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