It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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