I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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