You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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