So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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