Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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