Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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