So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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