Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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