If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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