i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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