Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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