Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
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When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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