Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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