My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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