I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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