You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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