I want you more than these girls want KFC
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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