if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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