Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
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a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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