So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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