I swear she didn't look like that last week.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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