How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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