so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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