your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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