just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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