OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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