Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
How naked do you want me to be?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Randomize