R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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