I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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