Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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