is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I thought spray tan was a myth
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.