Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.