im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink