It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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