do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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