She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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