Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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