in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Fuck appropriateness.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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