If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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