this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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