dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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