This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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