remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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