I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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