Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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