Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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